I Became the Academy's Kibitz Villain

Chapter 295: Enlightenment From Patriotism (3)



Chapter 295: Enlightenment From Patriotism (3)

Chapter 295: Enlightenment From Patriotism (3)

After a while.

In the afternoon, inside an old freight train heading from Kaesong to Sinuiju.

“Living to see the ruined old North Korean land through a train journey like this.”

“Indeed.”

Yumir and I took seats in a different special cabin from Taejo, preparing for what would happen in Sinuiju.

As it was discovered that we were extraordinary ability users and since Taejo was in another cabin, Yumir and I, having released our transformations and set up a barrier, sat facing each other in our original forms.

“Have you ever been here before, oppa?”

“I came once on a mission, but it was just for the mission. This is my first time taking a leisurely train trip like this.”

Since coming into this world, I had experienced another new thing I couldn’t in my original world.

Leaving the Korean Peninsula by train.

Of course, we hadn’t left the peninsula yet, but going up to Sinuiju was a new experience in itself.

“What about you, Yumir?”

“It’s my first time traveling by train with a man.”

“You’re subtly appealing there, but that’s good.”

I pulled Yumir’s cheek as she sent me a suggestive smile.

“Don’t do that when others are around. Only when we’re alone or with women who can safely talk without masks on. Understand?”

“Uh-huh...”

“And your answer?”

“Yes, sir.”

Although she showed a bit of dissatisfaction, Yumir nodded her head enthusiastically after last night’s definite ranking arrangement.

“I did it because I thought you would like it, oppa.”

“I don’t. Make sure to remember that.”

I faced Yumir.

“It may look like I freely build relationships with you and Baek Seol-hee, but I have clear boundaries too. What you suggested on the train clearly crossed that line. Got it?”

“It’s complicated.”

“There’s nothing complicated about it. Just think simply that I’m a very selfish trash villain guy.”

“A selfish trash villain... Ah!”

Yumir immediately understood the combination of words.

“So, it’s okay for you to meet other women and be patriotic, but I can’t even hold hands with another man?”

“Exactly.”

“That’s amazing. The mindset of ‘I can cheat, but you all must only look at me.’”

It sounded like the epitome of a trashy guy, but I once had this perspective.

As a single reader.

From a unicorn’s standpoint.

As an author who attempted to distribute heroines, I was even ready to cast an ultimate 7,800 skill rather than the 5,700 skill.

And after coming to this world.

Meeting the Chief and four executives, I didn’t abandon that unicorn mindset.

“Mir.”

“Yes, oppa.”

“Isn’t it okay for someone like me to wish for that?”

“.......”

“I’m not like Taejo, who messes with dozens or hundreds of people. The number of people I’ve had a deep relationship with isn’t even in the double digits.”

“Oh, really?”

Yumir’s previously ambiguous expression brightened for a moment.

“I thought all the S-classes from other countries, especially those cooperating with the society, had their gates opened by Goblin’s Bat.”

“No.”

While I couldn’t speak for the Goblin’s past as a player, the women I had met since deciding to live as Do Ji-hwan could be counted on both hands.

Even just the five people from the society already filled one hand, leaving only a few fingers unoccupied. But still, it was not wrong.

“I thought you had already messed with women like Nadeshiko or Jeongguk Heungdo Wang.”

“It seems you had a big misunderstanding. I’m not that promiscuous.”

“I heard Nadeshiko wants the Goblin’s child, so I thought it was already done.”

“No.”

“But if she wants it and it benefits the society, you’d do it, right?”

“It’s really serious.”

“See, it’s you who made me like this, oppa?”

When the person in question told me to take responsibility, what could I do?

“You’re making me worried that you’ll actually develop such a technique.”

“I’ll develop it. At a place of your choice, where 30 minutes inside the barrier feels like only 3 seconds outside. I’ll call it ‘Hyper Patriotism Time’.”

“...Taejo developed the Asura’s Hand through patriotism, now you want to become a god who controls space-time through patriotism.”

“Hehe.”

Seeing her laugh like a puppy, how could I say anything?

Maybe.

This was Yumir’s self-defense mechanism to relieve dissatisfaction and frustration after seeing the world’s evil and filth.

“Mir, have you ever thought about destroying the world?”

“What?”

“This filthy world, with a thought of mutual destruction.”

“...Hmm.”

Yumir twisted her lips slightly.

“Well, it’d be a lie to say no. But whenever I do.”

She clutched my hand tightly.

“After being with you, I want to find better things in this world.”

As expected.

I finally understood.

“Yumir, if I’m wrong about you, correct me right away.”

“Yes.”

“You’re lewd.”

“Someone awakened my true nature.”

“And you like being with me too much.”

“That’s wrong. The phrase ‘being with you’ is wrong. There’s no one else I do it with, so ‘with you’ is misleading. It makes it seem like I’m comparing it with someone else.”

“You crave me all the time to the point that we have these conversations.”

“Then, you know what to do, right?”

Yumir looked up at me with golden, sparkling eyes and pointed behind me with anticipation.

“The barrier is perfect. Before we reach Sinuiju-”

“...There are 10 minutes left.”

“...”

Yumir’s face crumpled in an instant.

Click.

It was probably an illusion, but it felt like a meteor counter went up.

“Mir.”

“Yes.”

“After we arrive, I’ll tell Taejo we’re 30 minutes late, so let’s focus on work right after, okay?”

“...Hehe. Oh, by the way.”

Yumir whispered to me with a slightly apologetic face.

“...If you make it feel like 10 minutes is 30 minutes, I’ll endure it.”

“...I need to be three times faster.”

It was probably an illusion, but it felt like the meteor counter disappeared.

Yeah.

Think positively.

I was controlling the being who was able to destroy the world with the Goblin’s Bat and patriotism.

“Mir, what will you do if I die or disappear?”

“...Hmm, maybe drag the sun and blow up the earth?”

“Don’t.”

“Hehe.”

For the peace and survival of the world.

Today, I engaged in an affair.


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